defractured:

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

im laughing so hard at the “oh. alright” 

alparithephoenix:

I wanted to draw space and Bill at the same time then this showed up.
Also on Deviantart!

alparithephoenix:

I wanted to draw space and Bill at the same time then this showed up.

Also on Deviantart!

smoochums:

i just wanna be tumblr popular enough 2 get ppl to draw me as a magical girl

junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

inflightt:

i only understand like 9% of life

lifesgoingoutofstyle:

bloodandholywater:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

I stopped reciting the pledge in the 8th grade and still remember each class i got kicked out of for doing so. (it was four. over the course of 5 years)

I used to always get weirded out when they would make us say the pledge

yenless:

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yenless:

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